unlike your average homeboy

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Today will be a "lazy boy" day for me.

I ain't moving or doing anything that's gonna wear me off.

I need to conserve both energy and money.

Jasmine,i am sorry about your legs and the bus fall u had.

I had to stay up late to keep u company through your assignments and had continue to stay awake to wake u up at 6.15am for work.When i rattled from my sleep seeing the mms u send me...didn't look like a fall, it looked like a normal leg (refer to the pic below).I coudn't make it out except that u were playin with some wheelchair at work.

That's why i didn't know until u told me 14 hours later from the accident time :(

I guess now it was a big mistake as i can't wake up to your distress.

Before knocking off, to keep me awake i had to watch

(world's stupidest sports disasters) on AXN and

(wild america, where cheetahs fight,kill and mate) on Discovery Channel.

When u called me at 7am+ i was very far deep in my sleep.

Even if transformers came in and create chaos,I'd be the last one standing

(because i 'd be sleeping)

Hope u recover pretty soon.Please borrow your daddy walking stick if u need one !

I not sure how bad it is ! But u are my Miss Independent, i'm sure u can handel it !

Ok, Iggy u told me on msn that u wanted to catch transformers. But indeed i uncovered the truth.U are a bad ass Megan Fox fan! U can't give a dam abt the machines, it's the babe. Well done. Just for u and for all the other boys like u..i have taken an abstract from FHM.

This are your top 5 FHM babes 2009 with my very own quotes:

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5.Keeley Hazell

Her Quote "If I'm swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I'm not bothered and carry on"

My Quote " I won't be bothered to pass it to u either,i'll carry on watching"

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4.Britney Spears

Her Quote: "I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion"

My Quote: "I gave up studying waiting for u to spear me Brintney"

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3.Jessica Alba

Her Quote:"I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies because i don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want other people to strip off !

My Quote:"I will strip, if u Strip Jessica"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.Megan Fox

Her Quote: " I have a libido of a 15 year old boy - my sex drive is so high "

My Quote " Iggy told me that there were rumours u had a sex change,i am dissapointed,now my drive is low"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.Cheryl Cole

Her Quote:" I wish I was a bloke sometimes.There are a few things I'd like to try out as a bloke "

My Quote "I wish u were a bloke right now cause i'll let u try me right right right now muahah"

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Well, there u have it...Iggy thanks for making me accidentally stumbling upon this page..guys u should check out the "confession tab" it may be worth every penny of your bill for internet's worth. Thank u FHM for the pics, refer to http://www.fhm.com/ for more kick ass news! Just like the header of FHM says-> Work Can Wait <- , I agree even more !

-the misunderstood child-

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

yes yes yes..it's mum's b'day....
thanks to my dad for reminding me a day earlier...
I slept like a baby after returning from night shift, just to wake up earlier in the noon to get
a b'day cake for my mum.

As i pointed to order a nice coco exotic cake,the shop lady asked me
"is it for a birthday?"..i said "yes"...and she ask me "how many candles?"..
AT that moment of time...i swear my mind went blank...
Many people were surrounding me, and i didn't dare say i don't know how many candles i needed because i forgot how old my mum was !!
Darn..i had to be cool, thus i played along sayin "erm 5 big ones" as i know she was in her late 40's just before rounding off in my head !

Bought the present which i don't wanna blog abt...$$$$
Nevertheless me and the rest of the zoo (sibilings) in the house gave her a surprise with the cake as non of us mentioned anything afer she return home from work.It happened to be like just any other normal day.But The most far*ed part was , i coudn't eat the cake due to my vegan diet.It's like winning toto but cannot use any of the money !!

Thank god it's offday period for my shift.
I need , I want, I waited for the restdays since my first working day !
muahahahh"

-the misunderstood child-

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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Hi all,

I am in a much better mood today thanks to the toning down of my fellow immigrants.

In anyways, i would love to know what are your chances of bumping into a nut case on the SBS bus? Worse when u sit beside one without knowing and due to morale values ,u have to endure till the end of the ride rather then being non sociable to leave your seat seeking protection.

What about the opposite way of u sitting in and suddenly the nut case sits besides u and that causes less chance for u to escape. Ever wonder what u do if the nutcase reacts violently..? What would u do if he/she screams and curses u !

Worse if the nutcase suddenly bites your arms, would u act cool and endure or panic slapping the hell of him/her away scaring u would get rabbis?Why do u think such people appear in and out your life? Is it a sign? Are u gonna end up like them someday?

Well, i did see a nut job on my way home in bus 55 today . She was in the age of early 40's and was bitchin away like everyone in the bus owes her money ! Fa*k me, i don't even know her and she make it seems that i am responsible for a nut far*ed brains for failing within intervals.

I wish i had my camera, i would have film her risking my ass...but i didn't.

At her departure, everyone were relieved. U could see the anxiety being contained in their eyes. Why...why must it be such people..god can't u exchange that screwed up one to something worth being anxious for ? Like a little bit of Cameron or Jessica or Megan..just a little bit will do my gracious one !...just a little bit..for each bus trip to reward me for my good work done at company.

Instead of another mad b*tch, i hope to see something better the next time !

-The Misunderstood Child-

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Monday, June 22, 2009

How many of u felt dreadful going to work each day?

How many of u wished for something better?

How many of u think u deserved so much more for what u had gave?

Well, not Me...cause i don;t think anythin can change for the better, any far*ing more!

Just like blood always stay red, Just like ball always stay round,Just like skys always stay high -

my love for this job had died and can never be re romanced. Noone is makin life any easier.Noone cares. Sad to say sometimes, i wish i never had cared or done much for others in the very first place. Then maybe i woudn't feel so far*ed up abt the situation.

To add on, i must let 2 people know that i am piss with 2 ppl rite now...and take a look at these faces...do u know them?

I am kicking both of u out of my winning 11 team as u are both don't deserve to stay in Man United anymore,besides ..i remember u both said something on the papers...Ronaldo..u did say u deserver a better wage at RM, and Tevez u said if fergie made u played the whole game instead of 2nd half united could have won the UEFA.

Fergie should had kicked both your balls and play shot put with them for those remarks...i mean c'mon...really c'mon...gd enough they bought u at the first place..now U end up just like this other fellow !and yes if u guess it right, it's the ex united panty boy who wore his wife's underwear for whatever reason or fetish he had. David Beckham.aka Posh Boi.

Feeling a little better, lookin forward to offdays because i am tired of fighting a war meant for others and not me....

Screw u immigrants ! Remember this is Singapore...! Don't change this to your country...Learn to speak english..if u can't..then go back to where u ran from , for fa*k sakes! I am refering to the majority whom i deal with...the minority are ok, and thank you for the effort.

-the misunderstood child-

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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Thank God for this wonderful and simple blog creation by my dearest Jasmine.
I know she took hell alot of time doing it and what i love the most is the outlook and most impt she was willing to do it without me forcing her !! hahahaha (It was a trick) nah...
Claps Claps Claps

Today been a busy day and a tiring one, i must add. All this vegan lifestyle lungs cof mine for a week is draining me. Some might want to know why ? Why did i suddeny choosen a non oily,non cholesterol,no meat diet since last sunday..Simply put it, i had this wake up call when i felt my conjusted for hours after a hotel buffet. yep my lungs were F*ckin Up Crazy!!

It felt like if i was to take another bite of meat, i'll end up with a stoke without warning.
Thus the need and determination. Yes I wanted to exercise to keep up but i am now a little too lazy and in anyways it's a trial for a month. Amazingly i lost 3.5 kg in 5 days which is retarded and must be due to the water retension. I Hope i will last although i heard rumours there were "friends" who betted that i will screw up within 2 weeks.
-NOT A FAT HOPE OF CHANCE- u can bet all u want, but this fat boi aian't givin up !

My Diet is as follows: every morning a hand full of Kellogs + HL milk and at 3 pm economic rice
with only vege in it. (At most times throwing 1/2 the rice away) and that's the routein for the entire day with nothing else.

This is my example of economical rice in a pac - green vege and Broccoli

Compared to the simple but delicious meal prepared by mum of rice and spicy vege,tau...seen below today->In anyways it was vegan treat for me...a spicy vegan treat. While at it i found out mimi was a closet Oolong Tea addict. She drank like no one's business...Pls mimi quit the freekin addiction and get back to your normal water...I MEAN TRY to let it go ...pls Oh well, have to work tmr, i will have to commit more to the blog not because it's a new commitment but because jasmine had put in lots of time and effort to create this amazing blog for me.I got nothing to complain abt except that i got work tmr ...

Thank you jasmine, u made my day...i am lovin this blog and i am lovin ya more !

Before I leave, i would love my readers to tell me what irritating issue had been buggin them so that i can blog abt it, as well as how u find this blog of mine...thanks chics and hunks

Chows
-The Misunderstood Child-

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Friday, June 19, 2009

It's been a while..
How's Life Here , and there ?
I am tired...thanks to work..the past week of 4 days works was like going for a road trip at sahara desert and out of water. Just had to endure..

Which then makes me wonder, y are there such people..
People who just wanna make your life a more problematic that it already is..
It Show 2009, gave me the chance to buy my canon IXUS 9515 and could be the only reason
why i had decided to start bloggin again...

I am still in the midst of blog construction,
as i sign out, just like my nigger - Jay Z mentioned before -

"I got 99 problems and the bitch aian't 1" ...i am sure he was refering to some manjan..

signing off
-the misunderstood child-

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