unlike your average homeboy

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Today will be a "lazy boy" day for me.

I ain't moving or doing anything that's gonna wear me off.

I need to conserve both energy and money.

Jasmine,i am sorry about your legs and the bus fall u had.

I had to stay up late to keep u company through your assignments and had continue to stay awake to wake u up at 6.15am for work.When i rattled from my sleep seeing the mms u send me...didn't look like a fall, it looked like a normal leg (refer to the pic below).I coudn't make it out except that u were playin with some wheelchair at work.

That's why i didn't know until u told me 14 hours later from the accident time :(

I guess now it was a big mistake as i can't wake up to your distress.

Before knocking off, to keep me awake i had to watch

(world's stupidest sports disasters) on AXN and

(wild america, where cheetahs fight,kill and mate) on Discovery Channel.

When u called me at 7am+ i was very far deep in my sleep.

Even if transformers came in and create chaos,I'd be the last one standing

(because i 'd be sleeping)

Hope u recover pretty soon.Please borrow your daddy walking stick if u need one !

I not sure how bad it is ! But u are my Miss Independent, i'm sure u can handel it !

Ok, Iggy u told me on msn that u wanted to catch transformers. But indeed i uncovered the truth.U are a bad ass Megan Fox fan! U can't give a dam abt the machines, it's the babe. Well done. Just for u and for all the other boys like u..i have taken an abstract from FHM.

This are your top 5 FHM babes 2009 with my very own quotes:

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5.Keeley Hazell

Her Quote "If I'm swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I'm not bothered and carry on"

My Quote " I won't be bothered to pass it to u either,i'll carry on watching"

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4.Britney Spears

Her Quote: "I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion"

My Quote: "I gave up studying waiting for u to spear me Brintney"

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3.Jessica Alba

Her Quote:"I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies because i don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want other people to strip off !

My Quote:"I will strip, if u Strip Jessica"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.Megan Fox

Her Quote: " I have a libido of a 15 year old boy - my sex drive is so high "

My Quote " Iggy told me that there were rumours u had a sex change,i am dissapointed,now my drive is low"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.Cheryl Cole

Her Quote:" I wish I was a bloke sometimes.There are a few things I'd like to try out as a bloke "

My Quote "I wish u were a bloke right now cause i'll let u try me right right right now muahah"

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Well, there u have it...Iggy thanks for making me accidentally stumbling upon this page..guys u should check out the "confession tab" it may be worth every penny of your bill for internet's worth. Thank u FHM for the pics, refer to http://www.fhm.com/ for more kick ass news! Just like the header of FHM says-> Work Can Wait <- , I agree even more !

-the misunderstood child-

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